The Surveillance Cameras
These people follow your each and every update dutifully not because they are your well wishers but because they want to find out what you are upto. Kind of like nosy aunties at family functions?! Yea, these followers will even construct your entire day plan by looking at your Insta stories.
Of Course, if you put a story, you generally post it for just your friend list. But there’s always this Broadcaster in the list who will broadcast your story to the remaining population of the world, whether you like it or not.
The Follower who thinks social media is over hyped
They have an account but they rarely post anything. They are friends with you but they rarely read your updates. And that’s cool and all until they lecture you to do the same. Whatever happened to each their own?
They are online all the time. That’s their “real world” for them. And I mean, they do tasks of the actual real world one handed because the other hand is always punching alphanums into their phones. And funnily, when you are really in need of some talk, they will not reply to you despite being ONLINE.
Hmm, the Hibernation may depend on various factors like range, other priorities, multiple chats or mood. Either these followers will reply quickly or they won’t reply for days. Depends on your luck. Sometimes, they go into Detox Hibernation and you can’t make out if it’s their normal behavior or an observed penance.
The Absent minded Ones
If you are looking for traffic on your site, these are the perfect followers. Because they go on a social media site and absently scroll through it hitting like on each and every post.
The Lover of Memes, the Reshare Maniacs, the let’s-forward-to-all-the-groups enthus – all are spammers. Some posts could really be a genuine laugh or thought provoking share but almost 90% of them are net pack consuming spams.